Nice Shade!

I'm hot ,I'm cold, I'm itchy, I'm sunburned! Yes it is already that time........I really love spring, and use it to get a decent tan before the pool opens. I know we aren't supposed to tan, it's bad and causes cancer and wrinkles and blah blah blah.......... I can't help it, I know that, but I also know that tan fat is much nicer than white fat.....so there it is...... I will tan!
I feel I need a tan before the pool opens in the same way that one will clean their house before the housekeeper comes, or wash ones hair before going to the salon. See there are just some things that must be done and for me tanning before pool opens is a must do! I did give up spending money on tanning beds several years ago, so at least now my wrinkle causing, cancer giving sunbathing is all free!!
Well I'm off to find the lotion, so I don't look like an alien losing a layer of skin tomorrow(does anyone remember that show V?).......btw blow drying hair with a burned forehead and scalp is not recommended!